Jersey Shore Gossip

Season Two of Jersey Shore is so close -- we can almost taste the salty air and Ron Ron Juice. The cast probably hasn't even started packing their bags, but we here at Remote Control are already dreaming ahead as to what could also be filmed during their spare time. Here, five spin-offs we'd love to see shot. Take a look at our totally imagined (and somewhat ridiculous) show ideas and then pick a favorite!

Mike's Mess Hall
Show Premise: A competition-based reality show where contestants have to prepare weekly meals and survive culinary challenges with one caveat -- everything must be done while flexing their abs. If the core goes soft, The Situation kicks them off!

The Grind with Ronnie
Show Premise: Don't worry if you're too young to remember the original host Eric Nies. This revamped show will be ALL about beating the beat and fist-pumping with the Shore's best dancer! Expect a battle at the end of each episode. (Security will be on-hand in case tempers start to flare.)

Kickin' Some Ass with JWOWW
Show Premise: Every girl should learn self-defense, and even though JWOWW was the antagonist in a lot of her first season brawls, she definitely knows how to throw them 'bows! (Incidentally, Ludacris' track will be the theme song.) This show will emphasize the importance of safety first.

Pauly's Pickup Factory
Show Premise: Each week, a new batch of undateable dudes shows up to Pauly's pad, where he'll school them on the art of landing the chicks you want -- and dodging the ones you don't.

Snooki and Sammi's 'Do As We 'Do
Show Premise: Snooki and Sammi team up for this beauty parlor competition. Each week they'll explain how to do a new, Jersey Shore-inspired hairstyle ... and the contestants will have to replicate it flawlessly. First up?  Sammi will teach the pupils how to straighten already-straight hair for hours, even when people are impatiently waiting for you.