After much teasing, Terry Richardson's photos of the males of Jersey Shore are on Interview's site. The spread, appropriately titled "Hard Shore," begins with the boys feeding Bar Refaeli a sandwich, the Situation's pants disturbingly undone. From the accompanying article:
MARTIN: What won’t you do?
SORRENTINO: I don’t understand.
MARTIN: Will you accept any appearance offer?
SORRENTINO: Not any appearance. I have my management team take care of that. They usually make the right decision for the team: Team Situation.
Moving on, Pauly D looks spectacular from behind, with leopard underwear practically painted on. From his interview:
MARTIN: Do you have any role models?
Delvechio : Not really.
Photo: Interview
And lastly, Ronnie got to use his huge muscles. From his Q&A:
MARTIN: Did you enjoy the photo shoot?
Orti z-Magro : It was good. I’m comfortable in front of the camera. It’s uncomfortable not to be in front of the camera now. They had us posing with a weight bench; some of us were dancing with Bar Refaeli. I curled her, bench-pressed her. She liked it.
MTV better start reaching into their pockets for some $$$ or else the second season of theJersey Shore is going to be ZzzzzZ!
The infamous guidos and guidettes have landed in Miami, but Miami isn't too happy to have them. According to sources, many clubs and hot spots are denying the group entry because they don't want to be associated with their violent stigma! One source explained, "A lot of places don’t want the cast in their clubs and restaurants because they don’t have the best reputation and they’re concerned about fights breaking out.”
Thinking about this all wrong, Miami! These kids are a GOLD MINE! Just call the KARMA club in Seaside Heights or the Tropicana Casino and Resort in Atlantic City! Ask them how well they are doing since they were graced with The Situation!
Besides, give them some credit! Most of the violent stuff happened on the boardwalk and at their house last season! And we hear they have a police escort and their own security on hand at all times while in South Beach!
So relax! What could go wrong?
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We have to hand it to him - The Situation has really ca$hed in and made a little brand out of himself!
Check out the actually pretty HIGHlarious Rocky spoof the reality guido did with Mets player David Wright for Vitamin Water, or as it is now called, Situation Water!
Obviously, we think the commercial could have brought more LOLz if it were Snooki Snickers in his place, but that's just us!
What do U think?? How do U feel about Situation Water??
It just wouldn't be the same without Seaside Heights!
Jersey Shore has started filming in Miami for the upcoming second season, but they will wrap up shooting where it all began back in New Jersey!
"Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season," said an MTV spokesperson. MTV's president of programming, Tony DiSanto adds:
"It's like a big family reunion after all this time. We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is back together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."
ALL of the original cast members will be coming back to your TVs beginning on Thursday, July 29 so remember to set the DVR!
We can't help but fist pump over the news! Will U be tuning in?
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”Los Angeles[-based] proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.
Two thousand years ago the Persian Empire ruled the ancient world…but they didn’t have your soundtrack, your style, or your swagger! Today there’s a new Persian empire growing right here in LA and it’s ready to conquer the world all over again. It’s a bad-ass new dynasty where exotic beauty and wild style dominates the sexiest nightlife, exclusive venues and hottest beaches the modern world has to offer.”
Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream
If your life is “all about Gucci, Gabbana, Cavalli and Cristal” or if buying anything “from BMWs and Bugatis, to Mercedes and Movado–money is no object,” then should apply.
After much public discourse, MTV has announced the setting for Season 2 of "Jersey Shore." And that would be -- drum roll strobe light, please -- Miami, Florida. Shooting began this week! (Yes, you probably already heard this, but now we're making it official. Cuz we're the only ones who can. So there.)
Known to many as the birthplace of pink flamingos, as well as world's largest parking lot for motorized walkers, Miami also boasts some of the most fist-pumpy clubs, chiseled abs and flossy G-string bikinis imaginable. How convenient! And for all you traditionalists, no need to go all loco: each one of the cast members (which includes Angelina!) will head back to their roots mid-season (i.e. when the Jersey weather gets warmer) to shake things up on Seaside's cheese-filled crust boardwalk. They'll even be staying at the same beach house.
A friend passed along this video of super-super-hot Mets player David Wright getting “trained” by America’s favorite land mammal The Situation, who looks — shoot me — pretty good too. Fans of both Vitamin Water and Gay Pornography finally have something new to masturbate to.
Now we wait for Snooki’s Clamato ad.
I pre-emptively sympathize with The Situation from Jersey Shore for the one day in the future when some paparazzo snaps a photo of him shirtless with his abs looking the slightest bit imperfect.
It may not happen for many years. It may not happen for many decades — he may well be floating around shirtless coming out of our televisions on Jersey Shore In Space IMAX 3-D Brought To You By Future Justin Bieber Company in the year 20XX with his abs still looking amazing. But eventually, TMZ or some post-apocalyptic TMZ Gossip Cyborg is gonna snap a photo of his abs the moment they become in any way flabby (probably in his 90s) and post it all over the space internet with space headlines like “The Situation Is That The Situation Has Let Himself Go!!!” and the pics will go space-viral and our Martian Overlords will all have a good laugh levitating around their office Gleepxnorff coolers. They will then discuss last night’s episode of Seinfeld 2.
Who can handle that kind of ab-pressure? For now, THISSSSS GUYYYYYYY:
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