Jersey Shore Gossip

A cow must be growing a set of wings, because we just found out that the I-want-a-tanning-salon-at-the-airport Snooki has swapped in the sun's damaging ultraviolet rays for (gasp!) a bottle of self-tanner!

According to Allure.com, Snooks is all about a product called Sunlove lately. (We knew she was traipsing around Manhattan spritzing pasty locals with the stuff, but we had no idea she was a user herself!) "You know after the taxing, you don't want to deal with that, and friggin' cancer -- so this is a great product to replace all the bad stuff of tanning," she told Allure.com.

What's next? No pouf-producing hair spray because it's bad for the ozone layer? Good grief.