I pre-emptively sympathize with The Situation from Jersey Shore for the one day in the future when some paparazzo snaps a photo of him shirtless with his abs looking the slightest bit imperfect.
It may not happen for many years. It may not happen for many decades — he may well be floating around shirtless coming out of our televisions on Jersey Shore In Space IMAX 3-D Brought To You By Future Justin Bieber Company in the year 20XX with his abs still looking amazing. But eventually, TMZ or some post-apocalyptic TMZ Gossip Cyborg is gonna snap a photo of his abs the moment they become in any way flabby (probably in his 90s) and post it all over the space internet with space headlines like “The Situation Is That The Situation Has Let Himself Go!!!” and the pics will go space-viral and our Martian Overlords will all have a good laugh levitating around their office Gleepxnorff coolers. They will then discuss last night’s episode of Seinfeld 2.
Who can handle that kind of ab-pressure? For now, THISSSSS GUYYYYYYY:
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