Jersey Shore Gossip

We know that Snooki has drifted off to relationship land, but what else has the raucous Jersey Shore crew been up to this week? Maybe it's the weather, but things looked gloomy for some of our beloved friends.

It was a sad day for iron-pumping Pauly D, as he experienced the worst kind of theft imaginable -- fitness fraud. Poor guy, he can't even trust his fellow iron-pumpers anymore. JWOWW on the other hand, has been dead-set on celebrating her 25th birthday in Las Vegas, but judging by her Twitter photo, it doesn't look she'll be heading out to Sin City anytime soon. Will she have to blow out her candles at the airport? And Snooks? Well she might be in love, but she's also been battling with identify theft, sorta. So let's see, we have a birthday bust, pouf heist and muscle tee thievery! Oye.


And while we suspected that Vinny joined the military, we got it all wrong. He's not off to battle, rather he's just digging for cougars!