What??? JWoww Is Sober????

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No! For how long?

This is unacceptable! How is she suppose to be able to look herself in the mirror before she goes out for a night at Karma without the haze of Jack Daniels impairing her judgement in wardrobe?

Stoopid!

Sources claim that Jenni “JWoww” Farley was in Boston over the weekend making an appearance at a new club and that there was something vitally missing from her hand - a drink!

Witnesses claim to have overheard the Jersey Shore star explain that the MTV network has put a ban on alcohol for all of the cast members until the new season of the show starts.

Lame!

Sure it might keep them out of any legal trouble, but their tolerance level will decrease if they quit cold turkey. Then, by the time they get to Miami, it won't take but one case of beer to get these guidos and guidettes fiercely fist pumping and making out with strangers and….

Oh now we get it! Clever move, MTV!

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