11:50 AM
Everyone’s favorite grapefruit smuggler, Jenni ‘JWoWW’ Farley of Masterpiece Theater’s Jersey Shore, celebrated a very special event this past weekend: Her 25th birthday party at the Moon nightclub in Las Vegas. And no stripper’s birthday party would be complete without the man who got you there to begin with: Your loving father. And here he is, ladies and gentlemen, J-Woww’s daddy, Terry Farley, aka “Mr. Woww”:
Um, how in the HELL is this man not a castmember on the show?
Unless this is just some sort of highly elaborate joke played on J-Woww by Jeff Daniels circa Dumb & Dumber time frame…
For real, this guy is tops:
So what’d he get her for her birthday?
A dick in a box, obvs.
Credit: Best Week Ever
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