Jersey Shore Gossip

Snooki was never shy about wanting to snag herself a hot "guido" boyfriend -- and since it appears she's now found the fist-pumper of her dreams, it only makes sense for the rest of the Jersey Shore cast to get hooked up as well. Minus our favorite breakup-to-makeup duo Ronnie and Sammi, here's who we think everyone should be dating:

Who: Pauly D + Paris Hilton
Why: The reality star princess thoroughly enjoys the sunshine, so this permanently bronzed couple could bask in the rays all day together. Plus, Paris (sorta) sings, so she can (sorta) harmonize over Pauly's beats.
Couple Name: P. Dilt

Couple: Vinny + Britney Spears
Why: This mama's boy needs, well, a mother -- and Brit Brit sure knows how to bring the mama drama!
Couple Name: Brinny

Who: Mike 'The Situation' + Oprah
Why: Don't get hung up on the age difference here. If Mike is really calling for a 'SituAtiON NaTiON,' then he's gonna need a powerful woman by his side!
Couple Name: Mope-rah

Who: JWOWW + Tiger Woods
Why: Jenny's definition of fidelity includes peeping other guys' c**k rings. Tiger's understanding of monogamy is a little muddled, too, so we think they'd make a fabulous (tag)team.
Couple Name: J-WODS

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